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deathpup:

shrexything:

babyferaligator:

oomshi:

is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing 

no its called highjacking

guys no it’s weedwhacking

no its called dissapointing ur mother

uriels:

fairly certain that my physics textbook snapchats are my greatest achievement in life

nix-m:

 

Fly Me to the Moon by Terry Mc Cartney
thereallesmiscaptions:

The Real Les Mis Captions
thereallesmiscaptions:

The Real Les Mis Captions
thereallesmiscaptions:

The Real Les Mis Captions
thereallesmiscaptions:

The Real Les Mis Captions

kingorb:

Anal eyes analyze anal lies

teamfubar:

ursorum:

ursorum:

i walked into my room and found this sitting on my bed

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thanks dad

APPARENTLY MY DAD BOUGHT THIS FOR ME BECAUSE WHEN I SAID “I WANT A MANGO SMOOTHIE” THIS MORNING, HE THOUGHT I SAID “I WANT A WATERMELON TO SOOTHE ME”

THANKS

DADDY

well at least he’s caring

hetaculture:

ask-cosplay-lovina:

romanorgasm:

seborgasm:

would-your-panties-drop-if-i:

tangoingwithmango:

thisrealityhere:

gingerrlocks:

riflesandroadhouses:

joshfransexyy:

butthurtbandboys:

australia gets christmas before america
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but american gets freedom before everyone
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but canada gets maple syrup before everyone

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but hungarians open gifts on the 24th

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but freedom

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kangaroos

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REINDEERSimage

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eight fucking days of presents

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gets paid for going to school.

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pasta

Did we just witness a World Meeting?

(Source: spankmeniall)

panfans:

Your Majesty [x]

When adults complains about our generation

fuckyeahlaughters:

I’m here like hold the fuck up…

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who raised OUR generation? YOUR generation did, so…

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(Source: iluvbubbletea)

rawyouth:

RAW RAINBOW WRAPS w/ Mango Dressing 

Prep Time: Approximately 15 minutes

Ingredients:

Wrap:

  • Large collard leaves
  • Red bell pepper, sliced
  • Carrots, julienned
  • Yellow and green zucchini squash, julienned
  • Purple Cabbage, chopped

Mango Dipping Sauce:

  • 1 Ripe mango, peeled and chopped
  • 1 Carton cherry tomatoes, about 2 cups
  • 1/2 red bell pepper
  • 1 Handful of fresh cilantro

Directions:

1. Slice, peel, julienne, and chop all of the wrap fillings.

2. Using a sharp knife, remove all or most of the collard green stems. This allows for more flexibility when it comes time to wrap.

3. Lay out the fillings across the collard leaf and roll it up as you tuck in the sides of the leaf.

tumblino:

zettaslowzettago:

snarkpopotamus:

every time i see this, my heart fills with joy

Every time I see this, I worry that it’s a warning message from hungry crayons out to take over the world.

both are good

tenthousandrabbitholes:

visitingfan:

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tHIS WAS UNCALLED FOR