is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing
no its called highjacking
guys no it’s weedwhacking
no its called dissapointing ur mother
fairly certain that my physics textbook snapchats are my greatest achievement in life
i walked into my room and found this sitting on my bed
APPARENTLY MY DAD BOUGHT THIS FOR ME BECAUSE WHEN I SAID “I WANT A MANGO SMOOTHIE” THIS MORNING, HE THOUGHT I SAID “I WANT A WATERMELON TO SOOTHE ME”
well at least he’s caring
australia gets christmas before america
but american gets freedom before everyone
but canada gets maple syrup before everyone
but hungarians open gifts on the 24th
eight fucking days of presents
gets paid for going to school.
Did we just witness a World Meeting?
I’m here like hold the fuck up…
who raised OUR generation? YOUR generation did, so…
RAW RAINBOW WRAPS w/ Mango Dressing
Prep Time: Approximately 15 minutes
- Large collard leaves
- Red bell pepper, sliced
- Carrots, julienned
- Yellow and green zucchini squash, julienned
- Purple Cabbage, chopped
Mango Dipping Sauce:
- 1 Ripe mango, peeled and chopped
- 1 Carton cherry tomatoes, about 2 cups
- 1/2 red bell pepper
- 1 Handful of fresh cilantro
1. Slice, peel, julienne, and chop all of the wrap fillings.
2. Using a sharp knife, remove all or most of the collard green stems. This allows for more flexibility when it comes time to wrap.
3. Lay out the fillings across the collard leaf and roll it up as you tuck in the sides of the leaf.